The Electronic Wishing Well is similar to any other physical wishing well, but works in the comfort of your own home and without the tedious splashback, all cold and wet. Furthermore, unlike a physical wishing well we offer a 100% money back guarantee. That's right — if your wish doesn't come true, we'll cancel the transaction and you can keep your money.
So far we have granted 12 wishes to satisfied customers, your wish could be next!
It will help if you make your wish as general as possible. Don't wish to win the lottery, wish to come into some money. Also, try to be realistic, unfortunately we can't offer miracles. We've checked and it's illegal.
Well, in the sense that we can't offer a 100% success rate, no. Of course not. But, just like a real wishing well, our early research indicates that making a financial investment in your wish may focus your mind, the investment of capital increases the chances of your wish coming true because it can alter your behaviour, the power of positive thinking may subliminally and subconsciously effect the way you go about trying to make your wishes come true, and thus make improbable things more likely.
Also, the Electronic Wishing Well will cross it's electronic fingers for you during the whole month until we ask if your wish was granted or not. If crossing fingers works at all, surely electronic fingers that can stay crossed day and night, without rest or sleep, will do the job even better still.
Furthermore, by sharing your wish with the Electronic Wishing Well community, hundreds of people over the globe will be wishing your wish with you, hoping that your wish will come true so that you will hope in turn for them. If that much good will won't help your problem, then we don't know what will.
Finally, with our 100% money-back guarantee you can't lose! If your wish doesn't come true, we will refund your money no questions asked!
You may, of course, be as cryptic as you want when you tell us your wish. However, we think the chances of a wish coming true are actually greater when the wish is shared, when more people can support you in it. Flickr showed that sharing photographs isn't as terrible as people first thought. del.icio.us showed that sharing bookmarks is better than keeping them to yourself. We hope to show that sharing your wishes brings more benefits than keeping them secret.
The Electronic Wishing Well is made by dalliance.net.
